| Sketch | Subway Performers |
| Jason Bateman | ... | passenger |
| Kelly Clarkson | ... | blind girl |
| Fred Armisen | ... | mexican |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | passenger |
| Will Forte | ... | singer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | singer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | passenger |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | mexican |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | passenger |
| Rob Riggle | ... | passenger |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Roscoe |
| James Anderson | ... | singer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | conductor Voice |
| Jeff Richmond | ... | singer |
| J.B. Smoove | ... | passenger |