| Commercial |
| David Spade | ... | spokesperson |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Spook Petersen |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | girl |
| Tina Fey | ... | Yvonne Shirley |
| Will Forte | ... | guy |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Skeeter#5 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | guy |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Randy Doneen |
| Rob Riggle | ... | guy |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕Darrell Hammond has trouble breaking the bottle cap off and ad-libs "some other time!"