| Sketch |
| David Spade | ... | Mike Clark |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nuni Schoener |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Heather Clark |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tato |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Nuni Schoener |
⁕In reruns, everything after David Spade and Rachel Dratch enter the front door is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.