| Cold Opening | The Papal Debate |
| Show | Extreme Makeover: Home Edition |
| Sketch | Hotel |
| Musical Performance | "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams" |
| Sketch | Sofa Warehouse |
| Musical Performance | "Holiday" |
| Cold Opening | The Papal Debate |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Cardinal Dejakamo Live |
| Will Forte | ... | Cardinal Riccio |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tim Russert |
| Seth Meyers | ... | translator Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Cardinal Rinaldi |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hymes | ... | Cardinal Urbino |
| Show | Extreme Makeover: Home Edition |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Paul DiMeo |
| Will Forte | ... | Michael Moloney |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ty Pennington |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Gary Harris |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Paige Hemmis |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cartoon |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tara Reid Voice |
| Rob Riggle | ... | MSNBC reporter Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | attorney Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Bubbles Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Elephant Man bones Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | scientist Voice |
| Sketch | Hotel |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mr. Boderite |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Mr. Juice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | manager |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Benjamin |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Cornelius |
| Rob Riggle | ... | guest |
| Don Pardo | Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ... |
Prince Charles
Commentary on their wedding |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Camilla Parker-Bowles |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Nigel /guard |
| Rachel Dratch | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Tina Fey |
Dramatic Weekend Update Play |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guy |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | girl |
| Will Forte | ... | guy |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Sherry |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | guy |
| Rob Riggle | ... | guy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Jervis DuBois |
| Sketch | Sofa Warehouse |
| Chris Parnell | ... | manager |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | delivery man |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | delivery man |
| Show |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ian Gerrard |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Zoe Anderton |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gene Shalit /Reginold Hereford Eugene Shalitshire |
| Cartoon |
| Doug Dale | ... | llama Voice |
| Saudaa Robinson | Voice | |
| Dino Stamatopoulos | ... | Michael Jackson Voice |
| Cold Opening | The Papal Debate |
| Show | Extreme Makeover: Home Edition |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ... |
Prince Charles
Commentary on their wedding |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Camilla Parker-Bowles |
| Cold Opening | The Papal Debate |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Cardinal Dejakamo Live |
| Will Forte | ... | Cardinal Riccio |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tim Russert |
| Seth Meyers | ... | translator Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Cardinal Rinaldi |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hymes | ... | Cardinal Urbino |
| Show | Extreme Makeover: Home Edition |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Donna Harris |
| Amber Joy Williams | ... | daughter |
| Austin Williams | ... | son |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Paul DiMeo |
| Will Forte | ... | Michael Moloney |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ty Pennington |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Gary Harris |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Paige Hemmis |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cartoon |
| Doug Dale | ... | llama Voice |
| Saudaa Robinson | Voice | |
| Dino Stamatopoulos | ... | Michael Jackson Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tara Reid Voice |
| Rob Riggle | ... | MSNBC reporter Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | attorney Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Bubbles Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Elephant Man bones Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | scientist Voice |
| Show |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Nancy Pelosi |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Ann Coulter |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Barry Gibb |
| Justin Timberlake | ... | Robin Gibb |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Bill Richardson |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Hotel |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Simone |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mr. Boderite |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Mr. Juice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | manager |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Benjamin |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Cornelius |
| Rob Riggle | ... | guest |
| Don Pardo | Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ... |
Prince Charles
Commentary on their wedding |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Camilla Parker-Bowles |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Nigel /guard |
| Rachel Dratch | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Tina Fey |
Dramatic Weekend Update Play | |
| Jimmy Fallon |
⁕The Dramatic Play segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Commercial |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | girl |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guy |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | girl |
| Will Forte | ... | guy |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Sherry |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | guy |
| Rob Riggle | ... | guy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Jervis DuBois |
| Sketch | Sofa Warehouse |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Abbey Thomas |
| Chris Parnell | ... | manager |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | delivery man |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | delivery man |
| Show |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Edwina Peppermint |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ian Gerrard |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Zoe Anderton |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gene Shalit /Reginold Hereford Eugene Shalitshire |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cameron Diaz | 7 | 1 | |||
| Green Day | 2 | ||||
| Drew Barrymore | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Justin Timberlake | 1 | 1 | |||
| Amber Joy Williams | 1 | ||||
| Austin Williams | 1 | ||||
| Doug Dale | 1 | 1 | |||
| Saudaa Robinson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dino Stamatopoulos | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 2 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Will Forte | 3 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Chris Parnell | 5 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | 2 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | 2 | |||
| Finesse Mitchell | 2 | ||||
| Rob Riggle | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Phil Hymes | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 4 | |||
| 70 | 2 | 16 | 17 |