| Sketch | Carnival |
| Tom Brady | ... | Alan |
| Fred Armisen | ... | gay man |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | wife |
| Will Forte | ... | Earl |
| Seth Meyers | ... | gay man |
| Chris Parnell | ... | salesman |
| Amy Poehler | ... | disabled woman |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | wife |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Kurt |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.