| Show |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | Jeraklynn Dubet |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Willie Tater |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | stripper |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Percy Bo Dance |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Nerod |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tyler |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Netti Bo Dance |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mrs. Denmont |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | pimp |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Jake Denmont |
| Jami Simon | ... | patient |