| Cold Opening | Special Report |
| Fred Armisen | ... | David Gregory#1 |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush#16 Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Brit Hume#2 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wolf Blitzer#2 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Norah O'Donnell#2 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Terry Moran#2 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Danny Lee | ... | reporter |