| Sketch | Bar Mitzvah |
| Natalie Portman | ... | Rebecca Herschlag |
| Fred Armisen | ... | grandpa |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Will Forte | ... | caterer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | emcee |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Jonah |
| Hal Miers | ... | Jazz x 10 member |
♬50 Cent - "In Da Club"
♬Uncle Kracker - "Follow Me"
♬Beyoncé - "Check On It"