| Sketch |
| Natalie Portman | ... | Dr. S. Stevens |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Dan Needler |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sally Needler |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | David |
⁕One of the names on the building in the establishing shot is Dr. Ken Aymong. Ken Aymong is one of the producers.