| Monologue |
| Tom Hanks | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Father Gregory Sante |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | flying nun |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Pope Benedict XVI |
| Chris Parnell | ... | reverend |
| Bill Hader | ... | albino monk |
| Jason Sudeikis | ||
| Liz Cackowski | ... | audience member |
| Bryan Tucker | ... | audience member |