| Sketch | Unsolved Mysteries |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Michelle Armstrong |
| Fred Armisen | ... | actor |
| Will Forte | ... | actor |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Robert Stack |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Sean Driscoll |
| Bill Hader | ... | actor |
| Andy Samberg | ... | marker |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Sandy Patterson |