| Cold Opening | A Message from the Speaker |
| Sketch | Jon Bovi |
| Sketch | WVIR News |
| Sketch | St. Ambrose School |
| Musical Performance | "Put Your Records On" |
| Sketch | The Nascarettes |
| Sketch | Big Wigs |
| Musical Performance | "Like A Star" |
| Miscellaneous | A Moment with the Out-Of-Breath Jogger from 1982 |
| Cold Opening | A Message from the Speaker |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dennis Hastert Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Nancy Grace |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Eddie Hunter |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Darren |
| Chris Kelly | ... | stagehand |
| Sketch | Jon Bovi |
| Will Forte | ... | Jon Bovi member |
| Bill Hader | ... | assistant |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jon Bovi member |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Bill Hader | ... |
Peter O'Toole
Commentary on being an alcoholic |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Fugly Betsy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Charo |
| Sketch | The Nascarettes |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Randy |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Karla |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | dancer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jack /announcer Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Amber |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Sketch | Big Wigs |
| Bill Hader | ... | executive |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Dolores Banks |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | ball buster |
| Andy Samberg | ... | executive |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | executive |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | ball buster |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Bill Hader | ... | Danny |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Arnold Schwarzenegger |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Kuato |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guest |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | guest |
| Miscellaneous | A Moment with the Out-Of-Breath Jogger from 1982 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | out-of-breath jogger |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | A Moment with the Out-Of-Breath Jogger from 1982 |
| Weekend Update |
| Bill Hader | ... |
Peter O'Toole
Commentary on being an alcoholic |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Charo |
| Cold Opening | A Message from the Speaker |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dennis Hastert Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Jaime Pressly | ... | Bethany Blake |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Nancy Grace |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Eddie Hunter |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Darren |
| Chris Kelly | ... | stagehand |
| Sketch | Jon Bovi |
| Jaime Pressly | ... | Jackie Downs |
| Will Forte | ... | Jon Bovi member |
| Bill Hader | ... | assistant |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jon Bovi member |
| Sketch | WVIR News |
| Jaime Pressly | ... | Crystal Duggler |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Gil |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Michelle Dison |
| Sketch | St. Ambrose School |
| Jaime Pressly | ... | Nicole |
| Bill Hader | ... | principal |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Virginiaca Hastings |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Bill Hader | ... |
Peter O'Toole
Commentary on being an alcoholic |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Fugly Betsy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Charo |
| Sketch | The Nascarettes |
| Jaime Pressly | ... | dancer |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Randy |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Karla |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | dancer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jack /announcer Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Amber |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Keltie Knight | ... | dancer |
| Traci Swain | ... | dancer |
| Sketch | Big Wigs |
| Jaime Pressly | ... | Dee Hedge |
| Bill Hader | ... | executive |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Dolores Banks |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | ball buster |
| Andy Samberg | ... | executive |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | executive |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | ball buster |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Jaime Pressly | ... | Claire |
| Bill Hader | ... | Danny |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Arnold Schwarzenegger |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Kuato |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guest |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | guest |
| Miscellaneous | A Moment with the Out-Of-Breath Jogger from 1982 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | out-of-breath jogger |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jaime Pressly | 9 | ||||
| Corinne Bailey Rae | 2 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 6 | 3 | |||
| Will Forte | 2 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 7 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 2 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 8 | 4 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | 1 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 5 | 2 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 6 | 2 | |||
| Danielle Flora | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Chris Kelly | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Keltie Knight | 1 | ||||
| Traci Swain | 1 | ||||
| 69 | 9 | 11 | 5 |