| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Jesse Jackson#11 Commentary on the blackness of Barack Obama |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton#6 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... |
Bill Oefelein Commentary on the NASA love triangle |
⁕In reruns, the last few jokes are replaced with the dress rehearsal version.