| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Film | United Way |
| Show | ESPN's NCAA Tournament Pool Party |
| Sketch | Party Pooper |
| Cartoon | Maraka |
| Musical Performance | "Before He Cheats" |
| Sketch | 300 |
| Musical Performance | "Wasted" |
| Commercial | “Meatloaf Lovers Dream” |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Alberto Gonzales |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Party Pooper |
| Bill Hader | ... | Anthony |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sue |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Nicole |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Penelope |
| Sketch |
| Fred Armisen | ... | player |
| Will Forte | ... | dancing coach |
| Bill Hader | ... | player |
| Andy Samberg | ... | player |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | player |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | player |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Will Forte | ... | Tim Calhoun |
| Seth Meyers |
Zoo News | |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Andy Samberg | ... | Sanjaya Malakar |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Ashley Ferl |
| Fred Armisen | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | 300 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Blaine |
| Will Forte | ... | actor |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Zack Snyder |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | cameraman |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | marker |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guy |
| Will Forte | ... | guy |
| Bill Hader | ... | guy |
| Andy Samberg | ... | guy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Alberto Gonzales |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | George W. Bush#5 Live |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Alberto Gonzales |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | George W. Bush#5 Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | United Way |
| Peyton Manning | ||
| Maya N. Blake | ... | kid |
| Henry Michaels | ... | kid |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Peyton Manning | ... | Joseph Ryan |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Al Deitz Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Betty Caruso#3 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Jodi Deitz#3 |
♬Liz Winstanley - "Good Morning World"
| Show | ESPN's NCAA Tournament Pool Party |
| Peyton Manning | ... | Ted Trimble |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Mandy Jensen |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Chris Graham |
| Sketch | Party Pooper |
| Peyton Manning | ... | Glenn |
| Bill Hader | ... | Anthony |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sue |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Nicole |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Penelope#1 |
| Sketch |
| Peyton Manning | ... | Whalley |
| Fred Armisen | ... | player |
| Will Forte | ... | dancing coach#1 |
| Bill Hader | ... | player |
| Andy Samberg | ... | player |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | player |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | player |
♬Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass - "Casino Royale"
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Will Forte | ... | Tim Calhoun#7 |
| Seth Meyers |
Zoo News | |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Andy Samberg | ... | Sanjaya Malakar#1 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Ashley Ferl#1 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | audience member |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | audience member |
⁕The "McJob" joke is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
⁕The Zoo News segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | 300 |
| Peyton Manning | ... | Mitch |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Blaine |
| Will Forte | ... | actor |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Zack Snyder |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | cameraman |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | marker |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guy |
| Will Forte | ... | guy |
| Bill Hader | ... | guy |
| Andy Samberg | ... | guy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Peyton Manning | 10 | ||||
| Carrie Underwood | 2 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 1 | ||||
| Archie Manning | 1 | ||||
| Cooper Manning | 1 | ||||
| Eli Manning | 2 | ||||
| Olivia Manning | 1 | ||||
| Maya N. Blake | 1 | ||||
| Henry Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Becca Lish | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Will Forte | 4 | 2 | |||
| Bill Hader | 4 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | |||||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 4 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 2 | 1 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 5 | 2 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | ||||
| Kristen Wiig | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| 61 | 6 | 5 | 7 |
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