| Cold Opening | Wings Of Hope |
| Sketch | Buying Beer |
| Film | Dear Sister |
| Musical Performance | "Girlfriend" |
| Sketch | Knife Salesmen |
| Sketch | An Intimate Moment with John Mayer & Jessica Simpson |
| Musical Performance | "I Can Do Better" |
| Sketch | Shia & Maya |
| Cold Opening | Wings Of Hope |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jesse Jackson |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | man |
| Will Forte | ... | man |
| Bill Hader | ... | executive |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | executive |
| Seth Meyers | ... | agent |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | nurse |
| Andy Samberg | ... | man |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | man |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | man |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | customer |
| Sketch | Buying Beer |
| Will Forte | ... | robber |
| Bill Hader | ... | Parker |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Ron Harris |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | cashier |
| Film | Dear Sister |
| Fred Armisen | ... | police officer |
| Bill Hader | ... | Keith |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Dave |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | police officer |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | sister |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Katir Mutar |
| Bill Hader | ... | Nasir II |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Hasar Mutar |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Onan |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Maya Rudolph |
Interviews Howard K. Stern about his paternity suit | |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Howard K. Stern |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gay Guy from Connecticut |
| Bill Hader | ... | Gay Guy from Connecticut |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Don Imus |
| Sketch | An Intimate Moment with John Mayer & Jessica Simpson |
| Bill Hader | ... | John Mayer |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jessica Simpson |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Wings Of Hope |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jesse Jackson#12 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton#7 Live |
| Show |
| Shia LaBeouf | ... | Tobey Maguire |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Prince#8 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Nancy Grace#4 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Beyoncé#7 |
| Show |
| Shia LaBeouf | ... | Cole Sprouse |
| Avril Lavigne | ... | Elle Fanning |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Dakota Fanning#2 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Dylan Sprouse |
| Sketch | An Intimate Moment with John Mayer & Jessica Simpson |
| Bill Hader | ... | John Mayer#1 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jessica Simpson |
| Cold Opening | Wings Of Hope |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jesse Jackson#12 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton#7 Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Leonidas Hathaway |
| Fred Armisen | ... | man |
| Will Forte | ... | man |
| Bill Hader | ... | executive |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | executive |
| Seth Meyers | ... | agent |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | nurse |
| Andy Samberg | ... | man |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | man |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | man |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | customer |
♬Carly Simon - "Let the River Run"
| Show |
| Shia LaBeouf | ... | Tobey Maguire |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Prince#8 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Nancy Grace#4 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Beyoncé#7 |
| Sketch | Buying Beer |
| Shia LaBeouf | ... | Pat Wilson |
| Will Forte | ... | robber |
| Bill Hader | ... | Parker |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Ron Harris |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | cashier |
| Show |
| Shia LaBeouf | ... | Cole Sprouse |
| Avril Lavigne | ... | Elle Fanning |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Dakota Fanning#2 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Dylan Sprouse |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Reggie Hudson#2 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Catherine#2 |
| Film | Dear Sister |
| Shia LaBeouf | ... | Eric |
| Fred Armisen | ... | police officer |
| Bill Hader | ... | Keith |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Dave |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | police officer |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | sister |
♬Imogen Heap - "Hide and Seek"
| Commercial |
| Shia LaBeouf | ... | Nasir |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Katir Mutar |
| Bill Hader | ... | Nasir II |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Hasar Mutar |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Onan |
♬Pierre Dutour & Jack Arel - "Leaving To-Morrow"
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Maya Rudolph |
Interviews Howard K. Stern about his paternity suit | |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Howard K. Stern |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gay Guy from Connecticut |
| Bill Hader | ... | Gay Guy from Connecticut |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Don Imus |
⁕The gay couple segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Knife Salesmen |
| Shia LaBeouf | ... | Bernard Throttlehunt |
| Will Forte | ... | Blade P. Cutsworth |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Melanie Ginsu |
| Sketch | An Intimate Moment with John Mayer & Jessica Simpson |
| Bill Hader | ... | John Mayer#1 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jessica Simpson |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Stephen Gray - "Billowing Sails"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shia LaBeouf | 8 | 2 | |||
| Avril Lavigne | 3 | 1 | |||
| Alec Baldwin | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 3 | ||||
| Bill Hader | 6 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 2 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 4 | 2 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 5 | 1 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 6 | 2 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 3 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kristen Wiig | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tom Broecker | 1 | ||||
| Wally Feresten | 1 | ||||
| Phil Hymes | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Gena Rositano | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Ashlee | 1 | 1 | |||
| 69 | 2 | 15 | 2 |
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