| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Maya Rudolph |
Interviews Howard K. Stern about his paternity suit | |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Howard K. Stern |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gay Guy from Connecticut |
| Bill Hader | ... | Gay Guy from Connecticut |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Don Imus |
⁕The gay couple segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.