| Sketch | The New York Times |
| James Franco | ... | Peter Connolly |
| Kumail Nanjiani | ... | Pryarungan Purdachurgy |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Karl Marx |
| Will Forte | ... | Eric Nyman |
| Bill Hader | ... | Howland Gwathmey Moss V |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Queens Gillespie |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Ari Schenckman |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Ted Boucher |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | James |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Tandalaya |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Steven |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Victorine Kopelman-D'Angelo |
| Jim Downey | ... | narrator Voice |
| Cristina Duarte | ... | reporter |