| Sketch | Bailout Press Conference |
| Anne Hathaway | ... | Judy Phillips |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barney Frank#1 |
| Will Forte | ... | George Soros |
| Bill Hader | ... | Greg Phillips |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Herbert Sandler |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Crystal |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | George W. Bush#8 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Jerome Gant |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Nancy Pelosi#2 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Michael McCune |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Marion Sandler |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |