| Sketch | Bailout Press Conference |
| Anne Hathaway | ... | Judy Phillips |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barney Frank |
| Will Forte | ... | George Soros |
| Bill Hader | ... | Greg Phillips |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Herbert Sandler |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Michael McCune |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Crystal |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | George W. Bush |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Jerome Gant |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Nancy Pelosi |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Marion Sandler |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |