| Cold Opening | Biden/Murtha Rally |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John Murtha |
| Andy Samberg | ... | supporter |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | supporter |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | supporter |
| Casey Wilson | ... | supporter |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cristina Duarte | ... | supporter |