| Commercial |
| Jon Hamm | ... | the ghost of John F. Kennedy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Michelle Obama#1 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama#9 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Bill Ayers |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#81 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Rahm Emanuel#1 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden#5 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Jeremiah Wright |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Nancy Pelosi#3 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Barney Frank |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch was used as the cold opening at dress rehearsal.