| Commercial |
| Jon Hamm | ... | the ghost of John F. Kennedy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Michelle Obama |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama |
| Bill Hader | ... | Bill Ayers |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Rahm Emanuel |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Jeremiah Wright |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Nancy Pelosi |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Barney Frank |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch was used as the cold opening at dress rehearsal.