| Show | Da Learnin' Train |
| Rosario Dawson | ... | Carla Da Funkee Conduktah |
| Fred Armisen | ... | mailman |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Dominique |
| Will Forte | ... | K |
| Bill Hader | ... | deejay |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Hector |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Jesse |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Harry Connick Jr. |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Riznatch |