| Cold Opening | Republican Congressional Leadership Meeting |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | John Boehner |
| Will Forte | ... | Dave |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Mitch McConnell Live |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Eric |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Tom |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | panelist |
⁕Dan Aykroyd did not appear at dress rehearsal. His role was played by Alec Baldwin.