| Sketch | Underage Drinking |
| Zac Efron | ... | patron |
| Bill Hader | ... | Eliot Spitzer |
| Andy Samberg | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | bartender |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | bouncer |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Officer Williams |
| Casey Wilson | ... | waitress |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cassidy Hinkle | ... | girl |
| Joshua King | ... | boy |
| Sophie Michaels | ... | girl |
| Emily Robinson | ... | girl |