| Sketch | Pirates |
| Justin Timberlake | ... | Kevin |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Madhu |
| Will Forte | ... | captain |
| Bill Hader | ... | Gideon |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Lance |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Dave |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | pirate |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | operator |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Becky |
| Kent Sublette | ... | Pluto |