| Commercial |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Sharon Osbourne |
| Justin Long | ... | Matthew McConaughey |
| Fred Armisen | ... | gardener Still |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Billy Bob Thornton#2 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ray Parker Jr. |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Anna Faris#1 |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Charlyne Yi |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |