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| Andy Samberg | ... | Liam#1 |
| Bill Hader | ... |
Eliot Spitzer#4 Reads Hallmark cards for troubled marriages |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Jean K. Jean#6
French Def Jam ComedianCommentary on the European economy |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Garth#2
Garth & KatValentine's Day songs |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Kat#2 |