| Sketch | Swim Team Awards |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Coach Rooney |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Luke Somers |
| Will Forte | ... | teacher |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mike Santoro |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Bradley Coffler |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Pete O'Connell |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Paul Williams |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | teacher |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Julie Dubner |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | John "Titanic" Wentworth |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Maribel Jennings |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Rachel Morris |
| Jessi Klein | ... | teacher |
| John Lutz | ... | teacher |
| Paula Pell | ... | teacher |
| John Solomon | ... | teacher |
| Kent Sublette | ... | teacher |