| Cold Opening | Embracing Civility |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Rachel Maddow#3 |
| Bill Hader | ... | James Carville#6 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Sean Hannity |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Glenn Beck#4 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Greta Van Susteren#3 Live |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Michelle Malkin |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |