| Cold Opening | Either The 7th Or 8th GOP Debate |
| Sketch | "All My Children" Wrap Party |
| Show | WDHX Channel 19 |
| Musical Performance | "Lotus Flower" |
| Game Show | Who's On Top? |
| Sketch | Child Psychologist |
| Musical Performance | "Staircase" |
| Show | Angels in the Trenches |
| Cold Opening | Either The 7th Or 8th GOP Debate |
| Bill Hader | ... | Shepard Smith Live |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Newt Gingrich |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Rick Santorum |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Herman Cain |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Michele Bachmann |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Ron Paul |
| Taran Killam | ... | Jon Huntsman |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | guy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | girl |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Sketch | "All My Children" Wrap Party |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Chet Swanson |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Glenda St. Jesus |
| Bill Hader | ... | Maxwell Fisk |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Michelle von Trachtenberg |
| Andy Samberg | ... | guy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Wendell Scaggs |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Grover Kensington |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Shaz Manadu |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Susan Lucci |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Zhuzh Sheshefsky |
| Game Show | Who's On Top? |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vince Blight |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | contestant |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Madeline |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Prince |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Tony Danza |
| Bill Hader | ... | Alan Alda |
| Bill Hader | ... | Harvey Fierstein |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Mindy Cohn |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Paula Abdul |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Crispin Glover |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sinbad |
| Paul Brittain | ... | director Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | Bobcat Goldthwait |
| Taran Killam | ... | Tom Hanks |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Jost | ... | marker |
| Show | Angels in the Trenches |
| Fred Armisen | ... | lieutenant |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Thomas |
| Taran Killam | ... | Private Scott |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Either The 7th Or 8th GOP Debate |
| Cold Opening | Either The 7th Or 8th GOP Debate |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Rick Perry |
| Bill Hader | ... | Shepard Smith Live |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Newt Gingrich |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Rick Santorum |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Herman Cain |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Michele Bachmann |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Ron Paul |
| Taran Killam | ... | Jon Huntsman |
| Commercial |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Al Pacino |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Prince |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Tony Danza |
| Bill Hader | ... | Alan Alda |
| Bill Hader | ... | Harvey Fierstein |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Mindy Cohn |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Paula Abdul |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Crispin Glover |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sinbad |
| Taran Killam | ... | Bobcat Goldthwait |
| Taran Killam | ... | Tom Hanks |
| Cold Opening | Either The 7th Or 8th GOP Debate |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Rick Perry |
| Bill Hader | ... | Shepard Smith Live |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Newt Gingrich |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Rick Santorum |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Herman Cain |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Michele Bachmann |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Ron Paul |
| Taran Killam | ... | Jon Huntsman |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Jon Hamm | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | guy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | girl |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Jimmy T. Martin | ... | guy |
| Sketch | "All My Children" Wrap Party |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Cornelius Devaunch |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Chet Swanson |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Glenda St. Jesus |
| Bill Hader | ... | Maxwell Fisk |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Michelle von Trachtenberg |
| Andy Samberg | ... | guy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Wendell Scaggs |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Grover Kensington |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Shaz Manadu |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Susan Lucci |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Zhuzh Sheshefsky |
| Tim Duquette | ... | guest |
| Show | WDHX Channel 19 |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Tom Flint |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Vivian Knowles |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Denise Fineman |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at two previous dress rehearsals: 03.01.2008 and 03.08.2008.
| Game Show | Who's On Top? |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Paul |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vince Blight |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | contestant |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Madeline |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Al Pacino |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Prince |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Tony Danza |
| Bill Hader | ... | Alan Alda |
| Bill Hader | ... | Harvey Fierstein |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Mindy Cohn |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Paula Abdul |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Crispin Glover |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sinbad |
| Paul Brittain | ... | director Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | Bobcat Goldthwait |
| Taran Killam | ... | Tom Hanks |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Jost | ... | marker |
| Show | Angels in the Trenches |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | captain |
| Fred Armisen | ... | lieutenant |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Thomas |
| Taran Killam | ... | Private Scott |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alec Baldwin | 9 | 3 | |||
| Radiohead | 2 | ||||
| Steve Martin | 1 | ||||
| Seth Rogen | 1 | ||||
| Jon Hamm | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 2 | |||
| Abby Elliott | 3 | ||||
| Bill Hader | 4 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 3 | 2 | |||
| Nasim Pedrad | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Andy Samberg | 5 | 2 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | 2 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 5 | 1 | |||
| Vanessa Bayer | 3 | 1 | |||
| Paul Brittain | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Taran Killam | 4 | 3 | |||
| Jay Pharoah | |||||
| Steve Higgins | 4 | 4 | |||
| Colin Jost | 1 | ||||
| Tim Duquette | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy T. Martin | 1 | ||||
| 67 | 1 | 22 | 7 |