| Cold Opening |
| Melissa McCarthy | ... | Cousin Gert Live |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Lawrence Welk |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Shirley |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Nancy |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Dooneese Live |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Toni |
| Taran Killam | ... | Eugene Dooalotts |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |