| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Bill Hader | ... | reporter |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Chris Christie Live |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | reporter |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | reporter |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | reporter |
| Paul Brittain | ... | reporter |
| Taran Killam | ... | reporter |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bill Corsair | ... | reporter |
| Guy Veryzer | ... | reporter |