| Cold Opening | Romney: Believe In America |
| Show | You Can Do Anything! |
| Film | Spin the Bottle |
| Sketch | Hogwarts Academy |
| Musical Performance | "Video Games" |
| Sketch | X27B Theater |
| Show | The Jay Pharoah Show |
| Musical Performance | "Blue Jeans" |
| Sketch | Exit Poll |
| Cold Opening | Romney: Believe In America |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Becky |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney Live |
| Monologue |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Harry Pothead |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino |
| Taran Killam | ... | Dumbledore |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi |
| Sketch |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | customer |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mr. Evenings |
| Taran Killam | ... | customer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | customer |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Target lady |
| Show | You Can Do Anything! |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Kristina Nichols |
| Bill Hader | ... | Roger Knight |
| Taran Killam | ... | Liam Terry |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Taylor Dawn |
| Film | Spin the Bottle |
| Fred Armisen | ... | hobo |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | girl |
| Paul Brittain | ... | guy |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Mindy |
| Bill Hader | ... | hobo |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | hobo |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | hobo |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | girl |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | hobo |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | hobo |
| Commercial |
| Taran Killam | ... | singer |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Luke McCafferty |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | singer |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | singer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Hogwarts Academy |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Luna Lovegood |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Malfoy |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Hermione |
| Bill Hader | ... | Professor Snape |
| Taran Killam | ... | Ron |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Hagrid |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | student |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Minerva |
| Sketch | X27B Theater |
| Fred Armisen | ... | husband |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | audience member |
| Paul Brittain | ... | host |
| Abby Elliott | ... | audience member |
| Bill Hader | ... | Uncle Dylan |
| Taran Killam | ... | audience member |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | audience member |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | grandma |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | audience member |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | audience member |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | wife |
| Commercial |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | girl |
| Taran Killam | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guy |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | wife |
| Andy Samberg | ... | guy |
| Cold Opening | Romney: Believe In America |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Becky |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney Live |
| Monologue |
| Daniel Radcliffe | ||
| Paul Brittain | ... | Harry Pothead |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino |
| Taran Killam | ... | Dumbledore |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi |
| Sketch |
| Daniel Radcliffe | ... | Boogie |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | customer |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mr. Evenings |
| Taran Killam | ... | customer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | customer |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Target lady |
| Show | You Can Do Anything! |
| Daniel Radcliffe | ... | Brad Lewis |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Kristina Nichols |
| Bill Hader | ... | Roger Knight |
| Taran Killam | ... | Liam Terry |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Taylor Dawn |
| Film | Spin the Bottle |
| Daniel Radcliffe | ... | Dave |
| Fred Armisen | ... | hobo |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | girl |
| Paul Brittain | ... | guy |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Mindy |
| Bill Hader | ... | hobo |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | hobo |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | hobo |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | girl |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | hobo |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | hobo |
| Commercial |
| Daniel Radcliffe | ... | Freddie Two-Shoes |
| Taran Killam | ... | singer |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Luke McCafferty |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | singer |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | singer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Hogwarts Academy |
| Daniel Radcliffe | ... | Harry Potter |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Luna Lovegood |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Malfoy |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Hermione |
| Bill Hader | ... | Professor Snape |
| Taran Killam | ... | Ron |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Hagrid |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | student |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Minerva |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Vanessa Bayer | ... |
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Best Friends From Growing UpKim Jong-un |
| Fred Armisen | ... | best friend from growing up |
| Daniel Radcliffe | ... | Casey Anthony's dog |
| Sketch | X27B Theater |
| Daniel Radcliffe | ... | Brandon |
| Fred Armisen | ... | husband |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | audience member |
| Paul Brittain | ... | host |
| Abby Elliott | ... | audience member |
| Bill Hader | ... | Uncle Dylan |
| Taran Killam | ... | audience member |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | audience member |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | grandma |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | audience member |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | audience member |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | wife |
| Commercial |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | girl |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Taran Killam | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guy |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | wife |
| Andy Samberg | ... | guy |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Daniel Radcliffe | 10 | ||||
| Lana Del Rey | 2 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 3 | 1 | |||
| Vanessa Bayer | 7 | 1 | |||
| Paul Brittain | 4 | ||||
| Abby Elliott | 4 | ||||
| Bill Hader | 10 | 1 | 4 | ||
| Taran Killam | 8 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 6 | 1 | |||
| Mike O'Brien | 1 | ||||
| Nasim Pedrad | 4 | ||||
| Jay Pharoah | 3 | ||||
| Andy Samberg | 1 | ||||
| Jason Sudeikis | 4 | 3 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | ||||
| Kristen Wiig | 8 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| 81 | 3 | 5 | 6 |