| Cold Opening | Newt Gingrich: Moon President |
| Bill Hader | ... | Reagatron 3000 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Newt Gingrich Live |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | girl |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Herman Cain |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Callista Gingrich |
| Taran Killam | ... | guard |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | guard |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |