| Cold Opening | Newt Gingrich: Moon President |
| Bill Hader | ... | Reagatron 3000 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Newt Gingrich#6 Live |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | girl |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney#8 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Herman Cain#5 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Callista Gingrich |
| Taran Killam | ... | guard |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | guard |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |