| Cold Opening | New York Sports Now “Linsanity” |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dan Mardell Live |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | anchor |
| Taran Killam | ... | Joe Dickson |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | anchor |
| Cold Opening | New York Sports Now “Linsanity” |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dan Mardell Live |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | anchor |
| Taran Killam | ... | Joe Dickson |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | anchor |