| Cold Opening | Bar “Good Riddance” |
| Bill Hader | ... | Rick Perry#4 Live |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Newt Gingrich#7 Live |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | bartender |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Rick Santorum#6 Live |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney#12 Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Herman Cain#6 Live |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Michele Bachmann#8 Live |