| Cold Opening | Bar |
| Bill Hader | ... | Rick Perry Live |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Newt Gingrich Live |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | bartender |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Rick Santorum Live |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Herman Cain Live |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Michele Bachmann Live |