| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Neil Casey | ... | cheerleader Still |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | cheerleader Still |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mahmoud Ahmadinejad |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | translator |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Cornel West |
| Cecily Strong | ... | The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With At A Party |