| Show | A Sorry Lot We Are |
| Daniel Craig | ... | Danny Gimps |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guy |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Maggie |
| Bill Hader | ... | Raza |
| Steve Higgins | ... | TV announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | waitress |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Rodney |
| Tim Robinson | ... | guy |