| Sketch | McDonald's Firing |
| Anne Hathaway | ... | Gloria |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Seth Bogen |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Angie |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Beverly |
| Bill Hader | ... | Brian |
| Taran Killam | ... | Andrew |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Martha |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Patrick Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Niff |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Kimmy |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Randy |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Carl |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Dana |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Don |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Nelliot |