| Cold Opening | Super Bowl XLVII |
| Sketch | Bieber Doubles |
| Musical Performance | "As Long As You Love Me" |
| Musical Sketch | 50's Romance |
| Sketch |
“Glice” |
| Sketch | A Sexy Valentine's Day Message |
| Musical Performance | "Nothing Like Us" |
| Sketch | Valentine's Dance |
| Cold Opening | Super Bowl XLVII |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dimitri |
| Taran Killam | ... | Steve Tasker |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Shannon Sharpe |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Dan Marino |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | James Brown (II) Live |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Bill Cowher |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Stuart |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Rosa |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | Devin |
| Taran Killam | ... | Todd Garnes |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Trey |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | police officer |
| Tim Robinson | ... | police officer |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Jaya |
| Sketch | Bieber Doubles |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Bieber #8 |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | double |
| Bill Hader | ... | Bieber #7 |
| Taran Killam | ... | Bieber #5 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Bieber #11 |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | double |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | double |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Steve |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | double |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Bieber #12 |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Ellen DeGeneres |
| Tim Robinson | ... | double |
| Cecily Strong | ... | double |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Radu |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Danessa |
| Bill Hader | ... | guy |
| Taran Killam | ... | Jax's dentist |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Dominic |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | girl |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | girl |
| Tim Robinson | ... | guy |
| Cecily Strong | ... | girl |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | King Richard III's best friend from growing up |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | King Richard III's best friend from growing up |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Corey /the one black guy in every commercial |
| Musical Sketch | 50's Romance |
| Fred Armisen | ... | friend |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | friend |
| Bill Hader | ... | friend |
| Taran Killam | ... | friend |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | friend |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | friend |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Phoebe |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | friend |
| Tim Robinson | ... | friend |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Angie |
| Show |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Miley Cyrus |
| Taran Killam | ... | Liam Hemsworth |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Dale |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Billy Ray Cyrus |
| Tim Robinson | ... | priest |
| Sketch |
“Glice” |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Beth |
| Taran Killam | ... | Eddie |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Heather |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | father |
| Sketch | Valentine's Dance |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | vice principal |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Mary |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Daniel Frye |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Steve Kane |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Stuart#5 |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Rosa#5 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Devin#5 |
| Taran Killam | ... | Todd Garnes#2 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Trey#5 |
| Sketch | Valentine's Dance |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | vice principal#3 |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Daniel Frye#4 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Steve Kane#4 |
| Cold Opening | Super Bowl XLVII |
| Taran Killam | ... | Steve Tasker |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Shannon Sharpe#1 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Dan Marino |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | James Brown (II)#1 Live |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Bill Cowher |
| Cold Opening | Super Bowl XLVII |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dimitri |
| Taran Killam | ... | Steve Tasker |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Shannon Sharpe#1 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Dan Marino |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | James Brown (II)#1 Live |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Bill Cowher |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Justin Bieber | ||
| Whoopi Goldberg | ||
| Sophie Michaels | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ||
| Mike O'Brien | ... | audience member |
| Dani Rait | ... | audience member |
| Show |
| Justin Bieber | ... | runaway kid |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Stuart#5 |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Rosa#5 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Devin#5 |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | Todd Garnes#2 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Trey#5 |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | police officer |
| Tim Robinson | ... | police officer |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Jaya |
| Sketch | Bieber Doubles |
| Justin Bieber | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Bieber #8 |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | double |
| Bill Hader | ... | Bieber #7 |
| Taran Killam | ... | Bieber #5 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Bieber #11 |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | double |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | double |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Steve |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | double |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Bieber #12 |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Ellen DeGeneres#3 |
| Tim Robinson | ... | double |
| Cecily Strong | ... | double |
| Commercial |
| Justin Bieber | ... | guy |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Radu |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Danessa |
| Bill Hader | ... | guy |
| Taran Killam | ... | Jax's dentist |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Dominic |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | girl |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | girl |
| Tim Robinson | ... | guy |
| Cecily Strong | ... | girl |
| Jimmy T. Martin | ... | patron |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | King Richard III's best friend from growing up |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | King Richard III's best friend from growing up |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Corey /the one black guy in every commercial |
| Musical Sketch | 50's Romance |
| Justin Bieber | ... | Billy Zuccarelli |
| Fred Armisen | ... | friend |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | friend |
| Bill Hader | ... | friend |
| Taran Killam | ... | friend |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | friend |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | friend |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Phoebe |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | friend |
| Tim Robinson | ... | friend |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Angie |
| Show |
| Justin Bieber | ... | Pete DeFalco |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Miley Cyrus#6 |
| Taran Killam | ... | Liam Hemsworth |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Dale#5 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Billy Ray Cyrus#5 |
| Tim Robinson | ... | priest |
| Sketch |
“Glice” |
| Justin Bieber | ... | Michael |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Beth#1 |
| Taran Killam | ... | Eddie#1 |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Heather#1 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | father |
⁕Justin Bieber breaks character as Taran Killam is yelling in his face.
| Sketch | A Sexy Valentine's Day Message |
| Justin Bieber | ||
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Taco |
| Cecily Strong | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Valentine's Dance |
| Justin Bieber | ... | Bryce Dunham |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | vice principal#3 |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Mary |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Daniel Frye#4 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Steve Kane#4 |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Justin Bieber | 11 | ||||
| Whoopi Goldberg | 2 | ||||
| Sophie Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 1 | |||
| Vanessa Bayer | 8 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Bill Hader | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Taran Killam | 7 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Nasim Pedrad | 5 | 1 | |||
| Jay Pharoah | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | 6 | 2 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 7 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Aidy Bryant | 3 | ||||
| Kate McKinnon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tim Robinson | 6 | 1 | |||
| Cecily Strong | 5 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Mike O'Brien | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy T. Martin | 1 | ||||
| Dani Rait | 1 | ||||
| 86 | 12 | 9 | 3 |