| Cold Opening | Carnival Cruise Ship Triumph |
| Game Show | What Have You Become? |
| Sketch | Tippy |
| Musical Performance | "Hold On" |
| Musical Performance | "Always Alright" |
| Sketch | Secret Admirer Letter |
| Cold Opening | Carnival Cruise Ship Triumph |
| Fred Armisen | ... | captain |
| Bill Hader | ... | Victor Lestrange |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Dan The Animal Man |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Reggie Davis |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Dean Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | passenger Voice |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Mike |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Diana Live |
| Game Show | What Have You Become? |
| Bill Hader | ... | Patrick Vance |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Donald's grandfather |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Donald Latimer |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Meredith Fine |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Ernestine |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Tippy |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | guest |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guest |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Tippy |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | waiter |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guest |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | guest |
| Tim Robinson | ... | guest |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Roman |
| Taran Killam | ... | Brad Pitt /St. Peter |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Samuel L. Jackson /Judas Iscariot |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ving Rhames /Pontius Pilate |
| Commercial |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Darnell JaMarcus |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Marcus JaMarcus |
| Cecily Strong | ... | girl |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Taran Killam | ... |
Marco Rubio
Explains why he took a drink of water during his rebuttal speech |
| James Anderson | ... | camper Still |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Olya Povlatsky |
| Neil Casey | ... | worshipper Still |
| Jay Pharoah | ... |
Stephen A. Smith
Commentary on the L.A. Lakers |
| Sketch |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Regine |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | guest |
| Bill Hader | ... | guest |
| Taran Killam | ... | waiter |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Lisa |
| Tim Robinson | ... | guest |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Chris Teigler |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Gretchen Carlson |
| Bill Hader | ... | Ted Nugent |
| Taran Killam | ... | Steve Doocy |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Brian Kilmeade |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Secret Admirer Letter |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Jackie |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mark |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Todd |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ben |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Jennifer |
| Commercial |
| Taran Killam | ... | Brad Pitt /St. Peter |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Samuel L. Jackson /Judas Iscariot |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ving Rhames /Pontius Pilate |
| Weekend Update |
| Taran Killam | ... |
Marco Rubio
Explains why he took a drink of water during his rebuttal speech |
| Jay Pharoah | ... |
Stephen A. Smith
Commentary on the L.A. Lakers |
| Show |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Gretchen Carlson |
| Bill Hader | ... | Ted Nugent |
| Taran Killam | ... | Steve Doocy |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Brian Kilmeade |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama Voice |
| Cold Opening | Carnival Cruise Ship Triumph |
| Fred Armisen | ... | captain |
| Bill Hader | ... | Victor Lestrange |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Dan The Animal Man |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Reggie Davis |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Dean Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | passenger Voice |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Mike |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Diana Live |
| Game Show | What Have You Become? |
| Christoph Waltz | ... | Mack Montgomery |
| Bill Hader | ... | Patrick Vance |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Donald's grandfather |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Donald Latimer |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Meredith Fine |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Ernestine |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Tippy |
| Christoph Waltz | ... | Denny |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | guest |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guest |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Tippy |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | waiter |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guest |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | guest |
| Tim Robinson | ... | guest |
| Cristina Duarte | ... | mother |
| Commercial |
| Christoph Waltz | ... | Jesus |
| Kurt Kelly | ... | announcer Voice |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Roman |
| Taran Killam | ... | Brad Pitt /St. Peter |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Samuel L. Jackson /Judas Iscariot |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ving Rhames /Pontius Pilate |
| Ryan Preimesberger | ... | Roman |
| Commercial |
| Christoph Waltz | ... | Engelbert JaMarcus |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Darnell JaMarcus |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Marcus JaMarcus |
| Cecily Strong | ... | girl |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Taran Killam | ... |
Marco Rubio
Explains why he took a drink of water during his rebuttal speech |
| James Anderson | ... | camper Still |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Olya Povlatsky |
| Neil Casey | ... | worshipper Still |
| Jay Pharoah | ... |
Stephen A. Smith
Commentary on the L.A. Lakers |
| Sketch |
| Christoph Waltz | ... | Louis |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Regine |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | guest |
| Bill Hader | ... | guest |
| Taran Killam | ... | waiter |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Lisa |
| Tim Robinson | ... | guest |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Chris Teigler |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Gretchen Carlson |
| Bill Hader | ... | Ted Nugent |
| Taran Killam | ... | Steve Doocy |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Brian Kilmeade |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Secret Admirer Letter |
| Christoph Waltz | ... | Dimitri |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Jackie |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mark |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Todd |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ben |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Jennifer |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Christoph Waltz | 8 | 1 | |||
| Alabama Shakes | 2 | ||||
| Kurt Kelly | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 1 | |||
| Vanessa Bayer | 4 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 5 | 1 | |||
| Taran Killam | 6 | 3 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Nasim Pedrad | 2 | ||||
| Jay Pharoah | 7 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | 3 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Aidy Bryant | 2 | ||||
| Kate McKinnon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tim Robinson | 3 | ||||
| Cecily Strong | 4 | ||||
| James Anderson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Neil Casey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Cristina Duarte | 1 | ||||
| Ryan Preimesberger | 1 | ||||
| 74 | 2 | 11 | 6 | 2 |