February 16, 2013S38E14 #738
| Host: | Christoph Waltz |
| Musical Guest: | Alabama Shakes |
| Cold Opening | Carnival Cruise Ship Triumph |
| Game Show | What Have You Become? |
| Sketch | Tippy |
| Musical Performance | "Hold On" |
| Sketch | Loving Couple |
| Musical Performance | "Always Alright" |
| Sketch | Secret Admirer Letter |
| Cold Opening | Carnival Cruise Ship Triumph |
| Fred Armisen | ... | captain |
| Bill Hader | ... | Victor Lestrange |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Dan The Animal Man |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Reggie Davis |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Mike |
| Cecily Strong | ... | DianaLive |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | DeanLive |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | passenger Voice |
| Game Show | What Have You Become? |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Meredith Fine |
| Bill Hader | ... | Patrick Vance |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Ernestine |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Donald's grandfather |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Donald Latimer |
| Sketch | Tippy |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | guest |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | guest |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guest |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Tippy |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | waiter |
| Tim Robinson | ... | guest |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guest |
| Commercial | DJesus Uncrossed |
| Fred Armisen | ... | warrior |
| Taran Killam | ... | Brad Pitt , St. Peter |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Samuel L. Jackson , Judas Iscariot |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ving Rhames , Pontius Pilate |
| Commercial | Now Is The Time For A Tickle Fight, He He! |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Darnell JaMarcus |
| Cecily Strong | ... | girl |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Marcus JaMarcus |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Taran Killam | ... | Marco Rubio |
| James Anderson | ... | camper Still |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Olya Povlatsky |
| Neil Casey | ... | worshipper Still |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Stephen A. Smith |
| Sketch | Loving Couple |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Regine |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | guest |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Lisa |
| Bill Hader | ... | guest |
| Taran Killam | ... | waiter |
| Tim Robinson | ... | guest |
| Show | Fox and Friends |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Chris Teigler |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Gretchen Carlson |
| Bill Hader | ... | Ted Nugent |
| Taran Killam | ... | Steve Doocy |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Brian Kilmeade |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama Voice |
| Sketch | Secret Admirer Letter |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Jackie |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mark |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Jennifer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Todd |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ben |
| Commercial | DJesus Uncrossed |
| Taran Killam | ... | Brad Pitt , St. Peter |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Samuel L. Jackson , Judas Iscariot |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ving Rhames , Pontius Pilate |
| Show | Fox and Friends |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Gretchen Carlson |
| Bill Hader | ... | Ted Nugent |
| Taran Killam | ... | Steve Doocy |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Brian Kilmeade |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama Voice |
| Cold Opening | Carnival Cruise Ship Triumph |
| Fred Armisen | ... | captain |
| Bill Hader | ... | Victor Lestrange |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Dan The Animal Man |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Reggie Davis |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Mike |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Diana Live |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Dean Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | passenger Voice |
| Monologue |
| Christoph Waltz | ||
| Fred Armisen | ||
| Taran Killam | ||
| Kate McKinnon | ||
| Bobby Moynihan | ||
| Nasim Pedrad | ||
| Cecily Strong |
| Game Show | What Have You Become? |
| Christoph Waltz | ... | Mack Montgomery |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Meredith Fine |
| Bill Hader | ... | Patrick Vance |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Ernestine |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Donald's grandfather |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Donald Latimer |
| Sketch | Tippy |
| Christoph Waltz | ... | Denny |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | guest |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | guest |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guest |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Tippy |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | waiter |
| Tim Robinson | ... | guest |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guest |
| Commercial | DJesus Uncrossed |
| Christoph Waltz | ... | Jesus |
| Fred Armisen | ... | warrior |
| Taran Killam | ... | Brad Pitt , St. Peter |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Samuel L. Jackson , Judas Iscariot |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ving Rhames , Pontius Pilate |
| Commercial | Now Is The Time For A Tickle Fight, He He! |
| Christoph Waltz | ... | Engelbert JaMarcus |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Darnell JaMarcus |
| Cecily Strong | ... | girl |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Marcus JaMarcus |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Taran Killam | ... | Marco Rubio |
| James Anderson | ... | camper Still |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Olya Povlatsky |
| Neil Casey | ... | worshipper Still |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Stephen A. Smith |
| Sketch | Loving Couple |
| Christoph Waltz | ... | Louis |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Regine |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | guest |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Lisa |
| Bill Hader | ... | guest |
| Taran Killam | ... | waiter |
| Tim Robinson | ... | guest |
| Show | Fox and Friends |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Chris Teigler |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Gretchen Carlson |
| Bill Hader | ... | Ted Nugent |
| Taran Killam | ... | Steve Doocy |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Brian Kilmeade |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama Voice |
| Sketch | Secret Admirer Letter |
| Christoph Waltz | ... | Dimitri |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Jackie |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mark |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Jennifer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Todd |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ben |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Christoph Waltz | 8 | 1 | |||
| Alabama Shakes | 2 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 1 | |||
| Vanessa Bayer | 4 | 1 | |||
| Aidy Bryant | 2 | ||||
| Bill Hader | 5 | 1 | |||
| Taran Killam | 6 | 3 | |||
| Kate McKinnon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Nasim Pedrad | 2 | ||||
| Jay Pharoah | 7 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Tim Robinson | 3 | ||||
| Cecily Strong | 4 | ||||
| Jason Sudeikis | 3 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| James Anderson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Neil Casey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| 71 | 2 | 11 | 5 | 2 |