February 16, 2013S38E14 #738

Host: Christoph Waltz
Musical Guest: Alabama Shakes
Cold Opening

Carnival Cruise Ship Triumph

Fred Armisen ... captain
Bill Hader ... Victor Lestrange
Bobby Moynihan ... Dan The Animal Man
Jay Pharoah ... Reggie Davis
Tim Robinson ... Mike
Cecily Strong ... Diana Live
Jason Sudeikis ... Dean Live
Kenan Thompson ... passenger Voice
Game Show

What Have You Become?

Aidy Bryant ... Meredith Fine
Bill Hader ... Patrick Vance
Kate McKinnon ... Ernestine
Jay Pharoah ... Donald's grandfather
Kenan Thompson ... Donald Latimer
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice
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Tippy

Vanessa Bayer ... guest
Kate McKinnon ... guest
Bobby Moynihan ... guest
Nasim Pedrad ... Tippy
Jay Pharoah ... waiter
Tim Robinson ... guest
Kenan Thompson ... guest
Commercial

DJesus Uncrossed

Fred Armisen ... warrior
Taran Killam ... Brad Pitt /St. Peter
Jay Pharoah ... Samuel L. Jackson /Judas Iscariot
Kenan Thompson ... Ving Rhames /Pontius Pilate
Commercial

Now Is The Time For A Tickle Fight, He He!

Taran Killam ... guy
Jay Pharoah ... Darnell JaMarcus
Cecily Strong ... girl
Kenan Thompson ... Marcus JaMarcus
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice
Weekend Update
Seth Meyers
Taran Killam ... Marco Rubio

Explains why he took a drink of water during his rebuttal speech

James Anderson ... camper Still
Kate McKinnon ... Olya Povlatsky
Neil Casey ... worshipper Still
Jay Pharoah ... Stephen A. Smith

Commentary on the L.A. Lakers

Sketch

Loving Couple

Fred Armisen ... Regine
Vanessa Bayer ... guest
Aidy Bryant ... Lisa
Bill Hader ... guest
Taran Killam ... waiter
Tim Robinson ... guest
Sketch

Secret Admirer Letter

Vanessa Bayer ... Jackie
Bill Hader ... Mark
Cecily Strong ... Jennifer
Jason Sudeikis ... Todd
Kenan Thompson ... Ben
Cold Opening

Carnival Cruise Ship Triumph

Fred Armisen ... captain
Bill Hader ... Victor Lestrange
Bobby Moynihan ... Dan The Animal Man
Jay Pharoah ... Reggie Davis
Tim Robinson ... Mike
Cecily Strong ... Diana Live
Jason Sudeikis ... Dean Live
Kenan Thompson ... passenger Voice
Game Show

What Have You Become?

Christoph Waltz ... Mack Montgomery
Aidy Bryant ... Meredith Fine
Bill Hader ... Patrick Vance
Kate McKinnon ... Ernestine
Jay Pharoah ... Donald's grandfather
Kenan Thompson ... Donald Latimer
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice
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Tippy

Christoph Waltz ... Denny
Vanessa Bayer ... guest
Kate McKinnon ... guest
Bobby Moynihan ... guest
Nasim Pedrad ... Tippy
Jay Pharoah ... waiter
Tim Robinson ... guest
Kenan Thompson ... guest
Commercial

DJesus Uncrossed

Christoph Waltz ... Jesus
Fred Armisen ... warrior
Taran Killam ... Brad Pitt /St. Peter
Jay Pharoah ... Samuel L. Jackson /Judas Iscariot
Kenan Thompson ... Ving Rhames /Pontius Pilate
Commercial

Now Is The Time For A Tickle Fight, He He!

Christoph Waltz ... Engelbert JaMarcus
Taran Killam ... guy
Jay Pharoah ... Darnell JaMarcus
Cecily Strong ... girl
Kenan Thompson ... Marcus JaMarcus
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice
Weekend Update
Seth Meyers
Taran Killam ... Marco Rubio

Explains why he took a drink of water during his rebuttal speech

James Anderson ... camper Still
Kate McKinnon ... Olya Povlatsky
Neil Casey ... worshipper Still
Jay Pharoah ... Stephen A. Smith

Commentary on the L.A. Lakers

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Loving Couple

Christoph Waltz ... Louis
Fred Armisen ... Regine
Vanessa Bayer ... guest
Aidy Bryant ... Lisa
Bill Hader ... guest
Taran Killam ... waiter
Tim Robinson ... guest
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Secret Admirer Letter

Christoph Waltz ... Dimitri
Vanessa Bayer ... Jackie
Bill Hader ... Mark
Cecily Strong ... Jennifer
Jason Sudeikis ... Todd
Kenan Thompson ... Ben