| Cold Opening | Benghazi Hearings |
| Bill Hader | ... | Darrell Issa Live |
| Taran Killam | ... | Trey Gowdy |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ariel Castro |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Jodi Arias |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Elijah Cummings |
| Tim Robinson | ... | bailiff |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bill Corsair | ... | spectator |
| Guy Veryzer | ... | spectator |
⁕Bill Hader incorrectly refers to Bobby Moynihan as "Mr. Ramsey". Consequently, the end of this cold opening is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.