| Cold Opening | Affordable Care Act |
| Aaron Paul | ... | Jesse Pinkman |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Jennifer Osbourne |
| Taran Killam | ... | Ted Cruz#1 |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Dr. Melissa Cronish |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Larry Douglas |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama#12 Live |
| Cecily Strong | ... | girl |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Obamacare Oscar |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Craig Douglas |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |