| Sketch | 50 Shades of Grey Screen Tests |
| Miley Cyrus | ... | Scarlett Johansson |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Mary-Louise Parker |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Rebel Wilson |
| Taran Killam | ... | Christoph Waltz |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Jane Lynch |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Tilda Swinton |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Seth Rogen |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Aziz Ansari |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Kristin Chenoweth |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Shaquille O'Neal |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Tracy Morgan |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Steve Harvey |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Philip Seymour Hoffman |
| John Milhiser | ... | Jon Cryer |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | marker |
| Noël Wells | ... | Emma Stone |
| Noël Wells | ... | Kristen Stewart |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |