| Cold Opening |
| Dwayne Johnson | ... | The Rock Obama Live |
| Taran Killam | ... | John Boehner |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ted Cruz |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama |
| Beck Bennett | ... | agent |
| Leslie Jones | ... | She Rock Obama Live |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Tom Cotton |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | Michelle Obama |