| Show | TV 11 News Baltimore |
| Scarlett Johansson | ... | Amber Theoharis |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Donna Hamilton |
| Beck Bennett | ... | officer |
| Pete Davidson | ... | officer |
| Taran Killam | ... | Jim Palmer |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | salesman |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Manny Machado |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Frank Robinson |