| Cold Opening | Fox and Friends |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Elisabeth Hasselbeck Live |
| Leslie Jones | ... | Carla |
| Taran Killam | ... | Steve Doocy Live |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Debbie Wasserman Schultz |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Brian Kilmeade Live |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Ben Carson |