| Sketch | Pick-Up Artist |
| Melissa McCarthy | ... | Rhonda |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Nell |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Uncle Joe |
| Pete Davidson | ... | guy |
| Leslie Jones | ... | Janice |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Jo |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | guy |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guy |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | guy |
| Jon Rudnitsky | ... | guy |
| Cecily Strong | ... | girl |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | Veronica |