| Sketch | Student Auction |
| Jonah Hill | ... | Michael Akari |
| Beck Bennett | ... | parent |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | teacher |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Nate |
| Leslie Jones | ... | parent |
| Taran Killam | ... | Sala Farooq |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | student |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Steve |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Sean |
| Jon Rudnitsky | ... | Doug Purcell |
| Cecily Strong | ... | student |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | student |
| Bill Corsair | ... | bidder |