| Monologue |
| Melissa McCarthy | ||
| HAIM | ||
| Alec Baldwin | ||
| Blake Lively | ||
| Ryan Reynolds | ||
| Joan Schneider | ||
| Kyle Mooney | ||
| Nick Kocher | ... | waiter |
| Donna Richards | ||
| Derick Brown | ... | page |
⁕Melissa McCarthy accidentally refers to Kyle Mooney as "Blake". This is corrected in reruns.
♬Laurie Johnson - "Happy-Go-Lively"