| Sketch | Bachelor Auction |
| Saoirse Ronan | ... | bidder |
| John McEnroe | ||
| Beck Bennett | ... | Brandon |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Patti |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Chad |
| Leslie Jones | ... | bidder |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Cecile |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Sylvia |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | bidder |
| Mikey Day | ... | emcee |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | bidder |